It’s apparently my fault.. Everything within Miss Twiggy’s reach is fair game
I Never Learn (Both mom and pup!)

It’s apparently my fault.. Everything within Miss Twiggy’s reach is fair game
I can’t stay out of the trash so now I rock my bling with pride.
My name is Harper Lu and my only regret is that the plate was too far back on the counter and all I could get was his face and butt!!
Bella decided it would be super fun to eat her Mommy’s crayons… and the soles out of any pair of shoes left on the floor. She loves to chew the most random things… also she is obsessed with toilet paper!
HI IM SAMMIE
I ate an unknown object and made myself sick so I ate grass and made myself even more sick and I think I’m going to throw up and I’m not ashamed.
Our pup jumped in my lap and essentially smacked into the ice cream cone. Sprinkles everywhere. …
I gave Duke instructions not to pinch my apple. I left the room for 30 seconds, drool everywhere and only one piece of apple left on the plate. He is normally so good.
My names Harper and I eat sunglasses… this is my 4th pair
I got up on the counter and ate my dad’s steak.
I drank an entire cup of coffee when my human got up and went to the bathroom.