On a visit to Nan’s house this is what happened…
Don’t eat the strawberries

On a visit to Nan’s house this is what happened…
“I rang in the new year by peeing on my friend’s couch.”
My friend and her husband invited Newton and I over this year for New Year’s Eve. Everything was going fine until out of nowhere, Newton jumped on the couch, looked at me, and peed. Newton’s New Year resolution? Show a little more class when visiting other people’s homes.
Our dogs love their bed, maybe a little too much. While their nice bed was being clean Pickles became a little possessive of the stand-in blankets and peed on it then pouted because she had to lay on the floor.
I peed on the Xmas tree and the handmade tree skirt!
Merry Christmas
Love Ivan
“I tried stealing my human’s soup from her desk. I spilled it all over the floor instead”
Tucker routinely comes to work with me, and when I ran outside to help with an emergency I came back to find he’d taken a large container of soup off my desk. It was all over the floor and the corner of my desk. When it came time for clean up, he was hiding in my boss’s office, head lowered in shame.
My name is Tuffy. When nature calls I strut outside, lift my back leg, and pee on my front leg.
Dear Human,
I tried to tell you “I love you”…. In pee.
-Carmen
**This was a legitimate finding when we walked into the bedroom. Maybe she really was trying to say something to us.**
Ming—who is an otherwise exceptionally well-behaved pug—had a minor indiscretion this week. We know she hates the rain but thought it was a coincidence that she didn’t have to go outside as often when the weather turned ugly. We figured she was getting older and could magically hold her bladder longer. Nope! She found a new place to go potty: on her mom’s Coach shoes!
It’s raining so I think it’s perfectly fine to do my business inside the house.
-Wellington
I didn’t want to go outside in the rain, so I peed in the basement. My mom stepped in it.
I’m a jerk.