If my owner doesn’t walk me as soon as they get home I poop and pee on the rug.
You got 10 seconds! 10…9…8…
Posts Categorized: Piddle Party
I can’t be trusted in the kitchen
My owner doesn’t appreciate that by eating the butter I was really just looking out for his health.
No rest for the weary
My 3 1/2 month old corgi has gone a month without accidents – he is as smart as a whip. I was tired because we were getting up early. The snooze went off and I hit it twice. My puppy, Lambeau was pacing on the bed. I would push him down and say “go back to sleep.” But when I hit the snooze button the third time and plopped back into bed, my corgi walked up to my chest, kissed me in the face and peed all over my chest.
Breaking in the new laptop
This is the picture I sent to my IT Vice President after my dog, Cosmo, peed on my workbag…with my brand new work laptop in it. The laptop still works after a few days of drying out, but now there are weird (urine!) bubbles behind the screen. I am a College Professor, so I might be a little more lenient when students give bizarre excuses (“I couldn’t get that paper in, because my dog peed on my laptop!”) for not getting their work in on time.
Escalade Escapade
Instead of going out to do his business in the field at work, Winston decided that he wanted to claim my Boss’ Escalade for his own.
Wilbur the Wimp
Our foster dog Wilbur was feeling a little a excited and decided to hump his foster sister, even though she runs our house….big mistake! She whipped around so fast and put him in his place and his first reaction was to pee all over himself …..what a mighty dog!
Excitement overload
No matter who it is, the minute someone walks through our gate and they bend down to say hello, she pees on their feet. The family and I have learnt to stand with our feet 2 foot apart to get away from the leak.
Peemeranian Pee
I let the Pomeranian pee on me (and I liked it)
2 lb Carlos often pees on 100 lb Sugar…
Not what you want during a blizzard!
Soho peed in the space heater in my office. When I turned it on first thing in the morning, the odour of hot urine was overwhelming. Needless to say we had to buy a new heater. And air out the office! Love this dog!
Card says: I pee’d on the space heater and made Mom’s office really smell when she turned it on.
Bathroom rug doubles as pee pad
I get that Panchito wants to use the bathroom in the bathroom, but piddling on the rug is a no-no. I have a huge yard he likes to hang out in, and we go for walks. But he still goes peeps on the rug. So here is my revenge. Sorry, ‘Chito, jokes on you.
