I got caught peeing on the bath mat.
I Got Caught Peeing On The Bath Mat
Posts Categorized: Piddle Party
My Pee Kills The Lawn No Matter What
My pee kills the lawn no matter what my parents do. I made a half circle of dead grass this year and the home owners association fined them. – Jaycee
I Went To Work With Dad Then Destroyed This Rug
I went to work with dad then destroyed this rug – which was in someone else’s office, not his.
Don’t Pick Me Up, I Will Pee On You
If a stranger tries to pick me up I will pee or poop down the front of their shirt. I have no shame!
I Pee On The Dog Door
I pee ON the dog door.
I Sent Mom A Love Note On Her Best Rug
“I sent Mom a Love Note…on her best rug.” Yes, Riley did chew a perfect heart shape in my rug — along with several other odd shapes. If I put a piece of furniture over a hole, he’d just start a new one. : (
I Peed On A Child’s Sandcastle
Peed on a child’s sandcastle…while the child was building it. Never went to the beach again.
Shameless Carpet Pee-er
Shameless carpet pee-er..
I Peed In The Kiddie Pool Again
I peed in the kiddie pool…again. 🙁
I Like To Pee On My Masters Feet
I like to pee on my master’s feet when she takes me running…did I mention I pee while running?
