Oh naughty Beast, the sign is already torn to shreds on the floor.
Sign reads: My name is Beast and I can’t stop scratching Mama and Papas nice, new things! I’m lucky they love me so much!
She has no shame.
Naughty Beast
Posts Categorized: Pet Shaming
Fox Shaming
We left for vacation for ten days, and while we were gone our pet fox Gizmo managed to sneak his leash away from the kennel staff and eat it.
Beaver Cat
My name is Barnacles, and I like to chew on anything made of trees. I am part beaver.
Teamwork
Lukki and Maya worked together on this silent crime. Lukki (cat) jumped on the table and took the bread down and started licking it, then Maya (dog) ate it. The worst part is that I was standing less than 5ft away washing dishes and heard nothing! I knew sooner or later they’d end up here……
I Let This Kitty Bully Me
I really want to go all the way upstairs but this mean kitty won’t let me. Kitty is a Bully!
All your water are belong to me
Gandalf can’t help himself when there’s a glass of water anywhere. He seeks them out won’t stop until he’s had a drink, despite the fact that he has water in two other spots in the house. For a while putting a coaster on top of the glass deterred him, but he’s figured out how to push it off!
Dale the thief!!
Hi, I’m Dale…my fav thing to do when Mom is at work is to open her bathroom drawers and steal hair ties. I hide them all around the house like my water dish, the sink, and the toilet so she can find them when she gets home!
Editor’s note: Hair bands are super dangerous for your pets to ingest, so make sure they’re put away somewhere safe. Although, no place is safe from cats.
World’s Biggest Coward
I weigh 1000 lbs but I’m afraid of the WIND.
My name is Lilly and I’m an 11-year-old Arabian pony. Jumping over 3’6″ fences doesn’t faze me bit, but the wind whistling by my ears will send me running for cover (with or without a rider on my back). I’m a coward and kind of a jerk!
When Kittens Attack
“I let a kitten steal food right out of my mouth.” Mattie, our sweet, patient, wimpy dog, lets our new kitten steal food out of her mouth as she’s chewing it. Note the look of resignation on her face. Resistance is futile.
CAT COMMANDEERS CUSHION
The cat is ALPHA. I am a WIMP.
