My daughter came to me crying because Tiger stole her fish and showed no remorse about it.
I make kids cry.
Posts Categorized: Ocean Oddities
Water Lover
“I jump out of the boat… even though I don’t know how to get back in. So I have to wear a life jacket. I’m not that ashamed, I think I look great!” Cooper dog – the 80 pound German Shepherd/Plott Hound mix – loves to swim and is a strong swimmer but unfortunately doesn’t understand how to use the doggy ramp to get back in the boat. He prefers to paddle around for awhile until he’s tired then climb onto his human friends for a lift back into the boat instead!
Beach Bomber
I crap on the beach…..every time!
Only bottled water for this fancy pup!
She loves to splash around all of the water and get all wet and muddy! But then I realize what I have done, and I suddenly get thirsty.
The world is your firehydrant
I pooped on the beach.
Blue Likes to Chew
I chewed up 3 hoses, a pool skimmer and kitty’s toy. Mom is NOT pleased.
I ate my mommies pool floaties
Aphrodite loves to eat all the pool floats
I think we’re gonna need a bigger pool.
I just got a new paddling pool… and I broke it.
Mouse is not a swimmer
I am the world’s BIGGEST CHICKEN.
Mom tried to get me to swim
I sat on her lap instead.
In fairness, it must be said that, when she was about 18 months, Mouse fell into a river and panicked. Water has been an issue ever since.
Something smells fishy…
I was so excited to find a dead fish in our landlocked backyard. It’s the kind of strange happy accident every dog hopes for… I still don’t understand why all of my innocent fishy playtime deserved a bath.
