Hi, my name is Lady , or “Stop That” or “Bad Dog”, I recently found that I like swimming in the toilet, Mom didn’t think that was very funny at all. I will do it again if you leave the lid up.
Miniature Flusher
Posts Categorized: Ocean Oddities
Mommy’s a bit crabby now
My son left his bedroom door open when he went to school, and Percy helped himself to the hermit crab food.
Tastes like vegemite!
My dog eats bluebottles on the beach. For those not in the know a bluebottle is like a cross between a jellyfish and a bubble with long blue tentacles that give you one painful sting. Just another of those Australian things you want to avoid. As for the butter well he ate half the stick he found on the kitchen bench then obviously decided he’d save the rest for later and buried it in the laundry basket. I found it three days later whilst doing the washing.
Souvenir from the beach
After a much anticipated kayak trip to go out and find sand dollars, my dog ate some of our finds! His sign says, “I just ate sand dollars my mom found at the beach!”
Snorkel-Dog
“When I think no one is watching, I like to go in the bathroom and blow bubbles in the toilet.”
Sorry the word “when” is obfuscated by Dakota’s maw. She also thinks paper is a delicacy, but that’s a Dog Shame for another submission.
Gone Fishing
“I like to sample EVERYTHING”
Instead of stealing just one of the freshly smoked salmon off of the counter, Nellie decided to have a taste of each of them. It’s not too noticeable, right?
Rolling in the Deep
Going out for a walk, he found something…. He smelled too bad that while I was washing him I almost barfed…
I had to wash him the second time with dishwashing soap…. Bad Bruce!!!!
I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
I ate a jelly fish at the beach today. I cost my human parents £171 in vets bills. Both humans are hungover and had to watch me throw up jelly fish slime.
Well isn’t that Ost’rich?
Every day we take our Jack Russell mix Stink for a beach walk and every day he spends the walk with his head in the sand inspecting all the crab hole on the beach.
Superstar Memory Ruiner
This is Kenny, a two year old Dachsund – Minature Pinscher mix. He likes to eat vacation souvenirs that my mommy got from her friends. He’s not sorry…just upset he didn’t eat the other 3 legs.
