I drink water too fast, than walk away and throw it right back up on the floor. (I am the reason we will never have carpeted floors.)
Posts Categorized: Ocean Oddities
Moonlight Skinny Dipping
We woke up this morning with a gaping hole in the fence and our 9 year old Golden Retriever, Roscoe, asleep on the couch – wet and stinking like seawater. Clearly someone busted out to go for a middle-of-the-night swim!
Life’s a Beach..
I tore apart 2 sand filled weight balls & turned the living room into an indoor beach!
Beta Testing
Titan always barks and whines when we feed the Beta and never likes it when we change the tank water. My husband was looking at the tank and said “What the ?!” Titan had climbed up the stairs and managed to drop his rawhide chew into the tank and never made a peep. I fished it out and it was soggy – who knows how long it had been in there! Titan’s note says “I dropped my 8-inch rawhide into the fish tank. It dissolved a bit and killed the Beta. I don’t care because I should be the only pet. P.S: Can I have my rawhide back now? Titan
Joe the plumber
This week I destroyed 5 newspapers
Ate all the chocolate truffles out of the kitty toilet
jumped into the bath, got stuck and ate the bath plug
xxx Joe
Eau de dead fish
When the boys brought Rixen in they said he was rolling around in the grass, and now he smelled funny. Further investigation found he was actually rolling around on the remains of a fish that had washed up a few days before. He may be rethinking that decision now.
I couldn’t let them drown!
For a bit of fun, we put rubber duckies in our pond. Uno HATES water but will s.t.r.e.t.c.h…..out as far as he can to collect (aka save) them. This is the only one he has chewed-he usually just moves them to safe dry ground.
Bathtub Protest
Wiki likes to jump into the bathtub to let his owner know that his water bowl is empty. She has been trying to regulate his water intake at night before bedtime and this is his form of protest.
Dish Duty
“Wasn’t it my night to dry the dishes??”
I thought you said we were going out for sushi tonight
he ate my fish food and he’s not sorry