I came home from work and found out that FedEx had slipped my Lady Gaga tickets under the door. Marley didn’t want me to go.
I ate Lady Gaga Tickets

I came home from work and found out that FedEx had slipped my Lady Gaga tickets under the door. Marley didn’t want me to go.
Otis likes junk mail.
We found this cheeky sign attached to the gate of a house on our morning walk – we think it speaks for itself!!!
I chased and barked at the Fed-ex delivery guy, who got scared and ran. He tripped in the yard and fell on his face. Mom says I should be ashamed of myself but I’m not. —Maggie
Maggie is all bark and no bite but can be intimidating. By the time the guy fell she had lost interest.
I chew up all notices that get slid under the door before anyone can read them.
“I tried to attack the UPS guy again. He dropped the box. š ”
Cooper is known as the friendly dog of the neighborhood, until the UPS truck comes aroundā¦
Somebody got a little too excited when a package was delivered…
” I bullied the flower delivery people so mom didn’t get her anniversary flowers” OOPS xox K’Noodle
I hate postmen……
Clearly, not ashamed and planning on doing it tomorrow too.