Mr. Bennett decided he wanted to help mommy pay the bills today while we were at work! Or perhaps he was looking for the appointment reminder for his neuter next month!!
Can you pay my bills? No I can’t, I’m a dog.
Posts Categorized: mailman meanies
Who Broke a Window?
Our Great Dane Eli has issues with the Meter Man because he comes so close to the house. He jumped up on the window and broke it! His sign says, “I think the Meter Man is SHIFTY! so I broke the window to let him know! I am no longer allowed in this room unsupervised…”
Luckily Eli was not hurt bet he scared the crap out of the Meter Man!
Vlogger Gobbler
Sasha is a pup, an over-active one at that. She’s destroyed our last couple of bills, and no amount of scolding has corrected it. So, we decided to finally put a mailbox up. Needless to say, the mailman ignored the mailbox entirely and left the envelope with our first YouTube-related check under the door. And well…you know the rest.
Official Package Inspector
Sheldon has a bed in my home office and is a faithful work companion. However, he is obsessed with packages and checks them all for snacks – sometimes prior to my approval/checking contents. He is not sorry and will do this again any time he has the chance!
Solar powered pup
I ate this box. And the box inside this box. And the solar charger inside the box inside this box. I am a solar powered puppy.
U Pee S
Our 5 month old English bulldog loves & craves attention! But when she gets excited, she shows it by peeing all over the place! And it doesn’t matter where she is! On this day she wanted attention from our UPS driver, so she climbed into the truck, but when the UPS driver started loving her up, I saw a waterfall of pee come down the stairs of the truck!
Cherry mail be in trouble once mom get’s home
Cherry had her bed against the front door, and when the post dropped onto her head, what could she do? Eat it of course, followed by a nice chew on one of mummy’s trainers.
No bones about it
Our beagle, Moby, dragged a fully sealed box that contained a bone, among other things, 50+ feet to the far corner of the living room. The only thing extracted from the box was the bone. As you may imagine, Moby was very pleased with himself.
Hi. My name is Moby. I dragged a sealed box into the living room, ripped open the bottom, dug out what I was looking for, tore off the plastic wrap, and was happily chewing my new bone when mom came home.
I hate the mail slot in the door!
My name is Milo. I rip the mail right out of the mail slot before the mail lady can even get all of it in there! Sometimes it gets torn, but I don’t know how that happens!
I terrified the delivery guy!
When the delivery man from the Chinese restaurant arrived, I blasted past Mom in the doorway, leaped off the porch, and ran out, happily, to greet him. He started screaming in Chinese while Dad chased after me.
