Sooo I get a little excited for our Amazon Prime packages.
I Want to eat the Mailman
Posts Categorized: mailman meanies
Labradon’t Come to the Door
I jump on everyone at the dog park. I bark so loud at the UPS driver he doesn’t come to the door.
P.S. Can’t wait for the drones!
Dog Delivery
The UPS man forgot to throw me a cookie so I snuck into his truck and took a ride around the neighborhood. He had to deliver me back to my house.
The Postman Always Pees Twice
Sir Henry is a rescue Jack Russell/Chihuahua mix. He is generally well-behaved, but his humans receiving packages in the mail is often not one of those times. (He also loves his Mr. Bill doll, as you can see by the photo.)
The sign says: “I sign for packages by peeing on them…how is that not helpful?! Henry”
All You Can Eat FedEx Buffet
Fed Ex dropped a box of steaks into the gated back yard with the dogs. Not much was left and there were dog farts for days.
Confined to the Barracks
Mojo just can’t stop destroying the mail, even getting told off just makes him wag his tail – this dog has no shame!
Undeliverable Mail Reason #79: The Dog Ate It.
We attacked the post box and he ate the post! Dad is not happy!
Tax Collector
“I tried to eat my dad’s W-2. No big deal, right?” -Cosmo
(Mom’s just glad we submitted everything yesterday…)
Brave Buck
Bravely protects the yard from garbage collectors and the UPS guy.
Terrified of the dishwasher.
Got your goat!
Roberta rose our goat loves to eat everything.
