I got worms …because I like to eat cat poop.
Posts Categorized: Litter Box Bandits
Starting 2015 off right!
“I eat cat poop”
As you can see, Mickey has cat litter all over his nose and he’s drooling. I can’t turn my back for a second.
Not your usual grandma’s cookies
“I thought the brown things in the cat box were treats, so I ate them. (At least Grandma doesn’t have to clean the cat box now.) love, Teddy”
My sister caught him the first time, and we weren’t sure he actually ate anything out of the cat box. But the second time we were sure… He was licking his lips and had cat litter in his front teeth. Gross!
You mean that’s not part of a complete breakfast?
Coco just ate the cat’s poop from the litterbox lol!
These are a few of my Favorite Things
“My name is Winn-Dixie. My interests include: toilet water, cat poop and long, deep sniffs in strangers’ crotches. I also excel at freeing garbage can contents, chewing empty pop cans and feigning regret. I am an adorable monster. Thank you for your time”. Winn-Dixie is a 2 year old Pug/Border Collie mix , don’t ask, it was an accident. She firmly believes “love means never having to say (or be) sorry.”
Like “sands” through the hourglass, so are the barfs of our lives…
I got into the kitty litter bag, ate some, made a HUGE mess then threw up making another HUGE mess. Sorry.
Could you be[agle] any more disgusting?
He ate every single turd…
Mom leaves note for dad
Daddy refused kisses after Fenway took to the kittens litter box.
Cat Scratch Fever
“It wasn’t until after mommy wrapped me in a blanket and cuddled me that she realized why I didn’t feel well…I got in to the cat’s litter box! I’m gross!”
Max is one of our very loving schnauzers. We came home one day and he was sitting alone shaking. We made sure to wrap him up and cuddle him to make him feel better. It wasn’t until he started giving kisses upon feeling better that we found out he had litter breath!
I’m fee-line a bit remorseful
“I like the kitty litter on the floor better”.