Charge: Premeditated murder of a glittery purple spider.
Evidence: Sparkle poops.
Verdict: Guilty as charged.
You need new halloween decorations
Posts Categorized: Holiday Hooligans
I Like to Steal Candy!
I like to sneak into my owners closet and steal candy. Shame on me? Shame on them! Thank you for the container of sugar-free gum. My breath smells marvelous! Kisses, Luke
Editor’s note: Lots of gums and other candies can be very dangerous or toxic to our pets. During the next coming holiday months, let’s take extra precautions to keep our furry friends safe and out of the vet’s office.
Post-Canadian-Thanksgiving meat sweats
I made a turkey wrap for my husband’s lunch, walked away for a few seconds and Chance, aka the blond haired thief, stole it and ate it! He at least looks sorry.
The sign says, I ate my dad’s turkey wrap my mom made for his lunch. Snatched it right off the counter.
I’m a natural redhead
Zorro ate his Viking Halloween costume
Yom Kip-pup
My dog atoning on Yom Kippur
I can do math!
Kenzie loves to eat things that are left on the counter. The latest victim? Halloween cookies!
Childhood Trauma
I bolted out the door on Halloween and scared a little girl in a princess costume.
Unpatriotic Dog Doesn’t Want to Participate!
Sawyer is sulking because I told him not to chew on his new Fourth of July. In the month he’s been with me since he was rescued from a high-kill shelter, he’s been caught chewing on clothes, socks, and one night chewed a hole in the sheet that had fallen partially onto the floor where he sleeps.
Welcome Home!
I was so excited when Mommy and Daddy came home from vacation that I broke daddy’s new sunglasses in one chomp. I’m ashamed but at least I look awesome with my new glasses!
-Rocky
Party Poopers?
When our owner arrived home, two short hours before our human sister’s birthday party, she discovered we had eaten all 24 birthday cupcakes – brightly coloured wrappers and all.
