Woke up the day after Valentines day to find the beautiful roses I got in about a million pieces on the floor. Someone got a little jealous…
Posts Categorized: Holiday Hooligans
Love is Blind, now so are you
I bought my husband a stuffed bear for valentines day 4 years ago… After 3 years apart we got back together, and he still had it. I slept with it every night. The night before our wedding I stayed elsewhere than our home and unknowingly left Teddy on he floor…and this was what was discovered the next day.
Coal for Christmas
Our friend, Sarah showed us this hilarious picture of her sweet girl, Minnie. “Someone’s getting coal in her stocking this year! (She keeps raiding the guinea pig vitamin C treats…guess I need to start keeping it locked up! Not harmful, but not cheap to replace all the time!)”
Have Passport, Will Eat.
Dog Shaming’s little cousin Laura has a sweet new pup named Buddy. It’s a good thing Laura had plenty of time to get a replacement passport before her next trip! Merry Christmas, Laura and Buddy!
Toilet Water is an Acquired Taste
Andrea’s pup, Silver, wanted to help her out during the stress of the Holiday season by not requiring a water dish! She got it straight from the source! You’re welcome.
12 Months of Bodie
In the twelve months I’ve been in my new home, this what I have destroyed:
12 – Window Blinds
11 – Scratched Doors
10 – Holes in the Ponds
9 – Toilet Roll Holders
8 – Kitchen Throw Rugs
7 – Pairs of Shoes
6 – Jacket Linings
5 – Golfing Hats
4 – Pairs of Glasses
3 – Crown Moldings
2 – Doggie Collars, and
The Carpet in the Master Bedroom!
It’s almost Christmas!
I’m so excited for Christmas that I can’t stop opening the gifts. Surely they are all for me! – Jake
Shopaholic
This is Toph. She has been known to use the Amazon app on my phone to buy things, but this is by far her most expensive purchase and she even opted for express shipping so it would get here just in time for Christmas!
Christmas Menu: Beheaded Plastic Pig
Moose the French Bulldog likes to de-snout and decapitate pig toys. Pigicide, I tell you! He’s teaching his little brother the ways of pigicide, too!
Ugly Christmas Sweater
Miss Cleo has to wear outfits designed for guinea pigs.