“I destroyed 2 ornaments and dragged the tree skirt through the mud. I’m on the naughty list.”
Pippa’s on the naughty list
Posts Categorized: Holiday Hooligans
On The Fifth Day of Christmas
On the fifth day of Christmas… We ate the kids’ advent calendars. That’s about 30 chocolates each.
The Grinch
Every year, Tanner destroys at least one present under the tree. This year he got a head start and ate presents I bought for others.
It didn’t even last 24 hours.
This morning I blamed my kids for a few missing gumdrops on the Gingerbread House. Except… when I got back from the store it had happened AGAIN and was WORSE this time… and the kids were still at school. Yeah. Andy did it.
PRESENTS!
Mommy came home to this and she was not very happy with me… My first Christmas and I’m on the naughty list.
No Elf Is Safe
Sadie Belle (Goldendoodle 10 months) ate my daughter’s Elf on the Shelf, Rosie Red. She has not chewed anything in a very long time, but must have had her feelings hurt because we were focusing on what to do next with the elf. We learned our lesson!
First Corgi Christmas
Llewie is often distracted by shiny things. Chewy things. Crunchy things. Thank goodness he didn’t know how to plug them in!
Adoptable Fridays – Trixie
This is Trixie and she is being fostered through Beagle Rescue Education and Welfare (BREW) in Woodbridge, VA.
She is approximately four or five years old and is friendly and polite with everyone she meets – adult or child, canine or feline – although she can be very vocal when she can’t go meet another dog nose-to-nose. Trixie has proven herself to be crate-trained, and she will now readily go upstairs and get in her crate when asked. She also takes periodic naps in the crate of her own accord. Here is her profile.
Can’t be trusted with Christmas presents *bah humbug
Dexter Can not be trusted with Christmas presents. It’s one thing to open your present early(see amazon box containing several new dog toys) but it’s very Grinch-like to chew up grandpas collectible lord of the rings dvds(which mom fought for on black friday). To make him feel guilty for his heinous crimes would truly be a Christmas Miracle.
’tis the season
You make the best popcorn, but I don’t understand why it was on a string with a needle or why that lady charged you $360 to make me throw up. Oh, well, ’tis the season! Love, Gossamer.
