Who needs an alarm clock with puppy Bailey around? Not ME. “I farted so bad it woke my dad up! …Twice!
Bailey the Alarm Clock
Posts Categorized: Farting Furballs
Bodily (Dys)functions
Poot = Fart.
Winnie pooting then jumping up and turning around to see where the noise came from = Funny.
I fart and I leave the room.
Simon has always blessed us with the air from his bowels. But today he ripped a big one and walked out of the room. For this he must be shamed.
Adoptable Friday – Joker
Joker is a 3 year old Pittie mix who likes to hotbox people. He lives in Austin, TX and is available through Austin Pets Alive! Despite this, he is a big hunk of man-baby.
Silent but deadly
In addition to the farting, just imagine trying to explain to a new client that the reason your dog is farting is because he a cat poop the night before….
Lucy, Queen of the Fart and Dart
Lucy, our 10 yr old Boston Terrier will suddenly exit the room looking guilty and and then a distinct odor fills the air.
Was that me?
My mom did everything she could to make her boss employing me as a watchdog and now I fart all day to show her how much I appreciate it. At home I just do it for fun.
Adoptable Fridays – Vixen
“My farts make people cry.”
This is Vixen, a gentle old soul who was found wandering around the JFK airport last year, she still lives in the New York City area. She was initially super shy and scared and has come a long way, ready for a permanent home. At our house, she’s been filling the Rose Nyland role: sweet and funny and a little bit dumb. She’d love a backyard, but if you don’t have one she’ll settle for someone who doesn’t leave her home alone all day. Whether it’s lying in her bed while you work at the desk, hanging out on the couch watching marathons of Law and Order or going for a hike in the mountains, she just wants to be near you.
This is particularly charming when you realize that she’s just laid another nuclear-grade stink bomb. Vixen is adoptable through the rescue organization Bobbi and the Strays.
Hide Me!
Buddy, our sweet dog, is scared of anything that makes a loud noise or sounds like a rocket, including farts. He jumps in toilets, sinks, trash cans, and typically tries to dig away from the sound. Nothing helps him.
Lexi farts in the office. All the time.
My human takes me to the office every day. I get gassy. It’s awkward. I just let it go. Sorry.
xoxoxo,
Lexi
