I like to climb on people and pass gas in their faces when they sleep.
Sorry…..
Not really
~Luna The Boston Terrier
This stinks…..
Posts Categorized: Farting Furballs
Gassy dreams
My name is Maggie, and I am a shih tzu/doxin mix. I am obnoxiously cute and get away with things because of it. I smile when I smell my poots. My mommy still loves me 😉
Scary Farts
Sign says: Sometimes I fart so loud that I scare myself and run away! Love, Lucy
Lucy will just be walking around and all of a sudden you hear this big fart and she will run away and look at you concerned like “What was that noise?!”
Landry Shaming
Mommy is nice enough to take me for rides… then I FART in the car and make her regret her decision! Love, Landry
Stinky Doxie
This is Baloo, my Black and Tan Piebald Dachshund. He will fart in the vehicle EVERY TIME to get me to roll down the window, even when it’s -30C (-22F) outside. I have to keep the window locks on, because he figured out how to use the window buttons!
“I fart in the truck, so mommy has to roll down the window (even in the dead of winter!) “
Bulldog Bomb
My dog Harley likes to sit right next to the treadmill while I am exercising on it and fart. His farts are terrible and nearly make me hurl! Not a good combination while trying to exercise and breathe deeply!
Little ball of gas
Hi! i’m a tiny ball of farts. They are silent and deadly. i love watching how my humans blame each other because of the smell. Priceless. No regrets. Wanda.
This is Wanda, our 6 years old chihuahua, and don’t let that cute face fool you… she’s a deadly weapon.
Adoptable Fridays – Toopoynto (2.0)
Toopoynto (pronounced 2.0) is a sweet spunky girl from Alexandria, VA, being adopted through the Lost Dog and Cat Rescue Foundation. She is looking for a forever home. She LOVES to run and play and has lots of energy. After guarding the house all day, and keeping her foster sister (a female Alaskan Husky) company she will enthusiastically greet you at the door with her tail wagging. As soon as you sit down she will jump into your lap and put her head on your shoulder. She is curious, clever, and eager to please so it won’t take her long to master new commands. She is also crate trained and housebroken. She needs a bit of work meeting new people, so she is looking for an experienced owner that can show her the best way to be part of a new family. She prefers female humans over men and is working on overcoming her tendency to protect her foster mom for from men. In return, she promises to shower you will love and affection that only can come from such a loyal and loving girl!
Monsters Under the Bed
Hugo likes to hide under the bed, it’s his cave of sorts. But he farts and snores so loudly in his sleep that my husband and I have taken to joking that there are monsters under the bed.
Sleeping beauty
I took Guapa for a long walk so she could have a good run. She had regular pauses by rolling in dirt and poo. Oh and she loves eating it too! Which caused her to smell quite badly, continuously..
