I fart when I run up the stairs and attack the cat if he goes near mums hand bag!
Posts Categorized: Farting Furballs
Ghastly horror
Slightly unfortunate to have a French Bulldog who loves central heating
Not Always Silent, Usually Deadly
Stitch the French Farter
My Farts Are Legen..wait for it….dary
MY FARTS WAKE UP MOMMY AND MAKE MY OWN EYES WATER
5 lb Stink Bomb
I just farted
XO, Bob Barker
Minion problem: I said ‘dart’ gun, not ‘fart’ gun!
Hi. My name is minion and I have stinky room clearing gas.
Dog’gone Gassy Gal
I pass silent but deadly gas while napping under my owner’s desk when she’s working.
Shiba Inoxious gas
“I love to smell my farts!”
Save be from myself!
I, Toby, farts out loud and it scares me. So, I then try to climb into my little mom’s lap while whining. All while dad laughs at me!
You are the wind beneath my desk
I fart under my moms desk while she’s trying to work. It smells so bad that she nearly vomits.