I fart when I run up the stairs and attack the cat if he goes near mums hand bag!
Jet propulsion!

I fart when I run up the stairs and attack the cat if he goes near mums hand bag!
Slightly unfortunate to have a French Bulldog who loves central heating
Stitch the French Farter
MY FARTS WAKE UP MOMMY AND MAKE MY OWN EYES WATER
I just farted
XO, Bob Barker
Hi. My name is minion and I have stinky room clearing gas.
I pass silent but deadly gas while napping under my owner’s desk when she’s working.
“I love to smell my farts!”
I, Toby, farts out loud and it scares me. So, I then try to climb into my little mom’s lap while whining. All while dad laughs at me!
I fart under my moms desk while she’s trying to work. It smells so bad that she nearly vomits.