“I fart so forcefully that I have to turn around and check that my butt is still there…every time.”
Who knows, it may just vanish!
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Posts Categorized: Farting Furballs
Boys are disgusting.
My lurcher pup trumps whenever he goes down the stairs. He’s not fussed if someone happens to be walking behind him.
Tootin’ for Toddlers!
When I sleep I get so relaxed I fart. I smell so bad I made my little human throw up all over her bed. They are silent but violent.
Fluffing vs. Farting!!
Our female Blue Healer has in my opinion, Farts that could be used as a weapon of mass destruction. We live in the south, and we keep telling our female dog that she is to fluff, not fart, but they are toxic.
Your jokes fall flat-ulence
Teddy farted so many times I had to leave the room numerous times.
Like Father, Like Dog
Gravy isn’t sure where that noise is coming from, he only knows it’s squeakier when he sits on the hardwood. Sign says: “I can’t stop farting. Love, Gravy”
Beware of the “Fartler”
I fart and startle myself. Fart + Startle= “Fartle”. I’m a Fartler! Dolly tries his best to take a nap but is always awoken by the trumpeting of his own rear end which always wakes him with a startle. We coined the term “Fartle” for him because he does it constantly!
Earthquake? Sound the alarm!
Penny thought the most appropriate method to alarm her sleeping human about the 6.1 earthquake was to jump on her face and let out the deadliest of farts.
Sleep Apnea Bear-Dog
Moly sits under my desk and snores ALL DAY LONG!!!
Get a loaf of this guy! PEE-YEW!!
“Whilst counter surfing this afternoon, I happened upon daddy’s malt loaf and thought that it would make a lovely snack before dinner. I’m now making awful smells…”
