Posts Categorized: Escape artists

Footloose

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Dixie is my friend’s Brittany puppy. She slipped out of her collar during a potty break and ran around the neighbourhood, with me chasing her in my bare feet…It is February and we live in Michigan.

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Escape, Search, and Destroy

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We keep our puppy in a crate when we’re not home – for GOOD reason. Today I came home from work to a dog with her ears back in her crate with the door open…uh oh. During the course of 4 hours my beautiful Boston terrier decided to go through every trash receptacle she could get to and tear up the contents, but the cherry on top? The damage of our new (very expensive) area rug that we had to replace after she destroyed the first one. We decided to rename her Houdini.

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Who Broke a Window?

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Our Great Dane Eli has issues with the Meter Man because he comes so close to the house. He jumped up on the window and broke it! His sign says, “I think the Meter Man is SHIFTY! so I broke the window to let him know! I am no longer allowed in this room unsupervised…”

Luckily Eli was not hurt bet he scared the crap out of the Meter Man!

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Betrayed by the need to poop

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I slipped out the door as my human was leaving for work, and nearly gave him a heart attack. After a playful 2-block game of chase (traumatic spree of panic), I was finally caught while stopping to poo.

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