My kitty sister Kyra always takes my bed and I don’t know what to do!
Posts Categorized: Double Trouble
Triple Trouble
Ripley and Milo: We got into a coal bag because we decided we wanted to be Dalmatians!
Tucker: I had nothing to do with it.
I left them for 10 minuets and when I went to check on them, Ripley and Milo (5yo JR-mix brothers) had got into a coal bag and covered each other in dots (Ripley fairing off worse than his brother!)… While Tucker (14yo Pom) lets on he wasn’t involved.
Thanks for Visiting! Come Again.
Oliver and Daisy welcomed the robbers into our house. My parents were in town visiting for my grandmother’s funeral. We went out for dinner and came home to find the house had been trashed and electronics stolen. Final count included two laptops, two cameras, my dad’s backpack, car keys and my mom’s half eaten pack of Twizzlers gone. When the police found the guys who did it, they commented on how friendly my dogs were!
Sign says “We welcomed the robbers and watched them take Mom, Gramma and Papa’s stuff! Thanks for visiting- come again!”
They haven’t exhibited any remorse.
What a Disappointment!
We ate our human sister’s lunch box only to find a water bottle.
Rosie and Lucy
Duck, Duck, Goosed
We ate the nose off of a rubber ducky. (That wasn’t a dog toy)
I’m Half-Blind, What’s Your Excuse?
Frenemies, Boris the Jack Russell and Emily, the one-eyed Chihuahua, came charging out the door for some morning sun today…
Happy Birthday! It was Delicious.
Charlie couldn’t help stealing my Dad’s birthday chocolate. This daughter didn’t put her dogs away to leave the house with the birthday boy.
Here Kitty Kitty
Bella, the African Grey, likes to throw her seed out at Mister, the kitty. Mister doesn’t mind the extra treats though.
Bella: “I throw my seed at the kitty.”
Mister: “I eat it.”
Playhouse Comes With Ensuite Bathroom
Two-year old pooped in his playhouse. Bindi (dog) ate it before mom had a chance to clean it up.
It Wasn’t Crockett’s Fault
My husband recently shamed our dog when in fact it was he who should have been shamed. I have corrected this.
“My wife advised me it may not be wise to take Crockett’s bed to the kennel….. I did not listen. Crocket made CONFETTI!”