While I walked away to rotate laundry, Leslie decided to take off her poopy diaper. Rosie took the opportunity to lick someone else’s butt for a change of pace. Saved me from having to wipe it off of Leslie’s backside.
I got your backside, friend!

While I walked away to rotate laundry, Leslie decided to take off her poopy diaper. Rosie took the opportunity to lick someone else’s butt for a change of pace. Saved me from having to wipe it off of Leslie’s backside.
I peed Mom and Dad’s bed.
I told.
“I chewed the vacuum cord up for the second time since December…and it’s only Jan 21st.
And I watched her do it… I’m an awesome mother.”
Oakley: “I ate the corned beef my dad made for St. Patrick’s Day. Now my tummy hurts a little…” (sorry, but not sorry.)
Scout: “I was asleep in the other room and can’t believe I missed it.”
I’m cool with riding in cars with strangers….
I’m cool with letting him
Still love em to pieces though!
Bad dogs come in pairs. Worse when a male person of the house found the disaster zone and cleaned the shredded feminine product up off the bathroom floor.
We’re sorry one of us pooped on the floor, we thought you liked chocolate.
<3 Benny & Noah
These three are evil geniuses. And work well as a team. The cat pushes food off the counter for the dogs. All the time. This time they were caught in the act. Its organized crime.
“Mommy didn’t use one of these at all for her two-year-old human. We are four and five. There is shame.
♡ Draven and Lola”
We got sent directly to doggy jail; did not pass go, did not collect 200 kibbles. We’re rotten Pitties.