While I walked away to rotate laundry, Leslie decided to take off her poopy diaper. Rosie took the opportunity to lick someone else’s butt for a change of pace. Saved me from having to wipe it off of Leslie’s backside.
Posts Categorized: Double Trouble
One pees, one tells
I peed Mom and Dad’s bed.
I told.
Saving ourselves from the evil vacuum cleaner
“I chewed the vacuum cord up for the second time since December…and it’s only Jan 21st.
And I watched her do it… I’m an awesome mother.”
Not-So-Dynamic Duo
Oakley: “I ate the corned beef my dad made for St. Patrick’s Day. Now my tummy hurts a little…” (sorry, but not sorry.)
Scout: “I was asleep in the other room and can’t believe I missed it.”
The hitchhiker
I’m cool with riding in cars with strangers….
I’m cool with letting him
Ewwww…..
Still love em to pieces though!
How to Embarrass mom 101
Bad dogs come in pairs. Worse when a male person of the house found the disaster zone and cleaned the shredded feminine product up off the bathroom floor.
Who do you think did it?
We’re sorry one of us pooped on the floor, we thought you liked chocolate.
<3 Benny & Noah
Organized crime
These three are evil geniuses. And work well as a team. The cat pushes food off the counter for the dogs. All the time. This time they were caught in the act. Its organized crime.
This Is The Pits…
“Mommy didn’t use one of these at all for her two-year-old human. We are four and five. There is shame.
♡ Draven and Lola”
We got sent directly to doggy jail; did not pass go, did not collect 200 kibbles. We’re rotten Pitties.