Not all dogs can fart out aloud. Tommy knows it’s a gift.
the shame of self-hatred
I bark at my own arse
Posts Categorized: Disgusting Doggies
Shoving my nose in other people’s business
Hanna’s favorite pastime is shoving her nose in crotches and butts.
I <3 playing in the mud
I also stole a cherry pie!
dirty shame
Better Than Raisin Bran!
better than Raisin Bran! omnomnom!
100% RDA of shame
When I Get Scared During Storms I Poop
when i get scared during storms i poop on my (human) brother’s pillow
interspecies sibling shame
I ate my own barf
My Shake Shack Pooch-ini tasted better the first time around 🙁
recycling can be a crime
This Is My Dog Clark W Griswold And My Cat
This is my dog Clark W. Griswold and my cat Rutabaga. Clark really enjoys humping Rutabaga. He has never tried to hump another living thing, but he will hump the hell outta this cat.
no means no
Jerks Quite A Spread Of Shame
Jerks.
quite a spread of shame
And Again And Again And Again
…and again, and again, and again.
recidivism
Not Acceptable
not acceptable
