Who likes smelling like a dog, when they can smell like rotten squirrel guts?
Stubborn And Bossy

Who likes smelling like a dog, when they can smell like rotten squirrel guts?
No shame what so ever.
From Twitter follower @FoodieCycles
They think a nice note negates the fact they knocked over the trash can
I puke under the bed. Often.
Paddington won’t stop licking the couch
I like to eat mom’s dirty undies…
beatrice is the worst kind of cuddler
I love to lick the insides of shoes 🙁
Time to get a new hat….