Nitro (left), and Buddy (right)
The Enabler

Nitro (left), and Buddy (right)
My addiction to rolling in worms is out of control.
Couch licker
I get scared at the vet so I poop in your lap.
Max is an extremely flatulent dog and lets it rip when something feels good…like a back scratch.
I get to go to work with my person everyday. I fart in the conference rooms when the humans are on the phone and can’t escape.