This is Deuce. The smell of his farts has cleared rooms.
This Is Deuce

This is Deuce. The smell of his farts has cleared rooms.
I roll in dirt, then jump on the bed.
I eat trash everyday.
I’m Rolly, and I’m disgusting.
I’ve now taken to making love to every carpet I sit on.
I am so disgusting.
Bella is a LOUD licker. At 6 am.
Dougal revels in his owner’s pain
…And I’m neutered.
I couldn’t wait to get to the grass…So I pooped in the street.