Launchpad thinks he owns all butts everywhere.
I Own All The Butts

Launchpad thinks he owns all butts everywhere.
Even though I use a dog food dispenser as a trash can to keep Jack out of the trash. Good Ole Jack will remind us if we forgot to clip the lock! Bad Jack!
Peed on a child’s sandcastle…while the child was building it. Never went to the beach again.
I like to watch myself poop, so I spin around while I go. I step in it EVERY time.
I shed! Sorry. (not.)
I turned over a paint can and then rolled around in it. I look pretty good after three baths but you should see the garage, driveway, and on yeah the cat.
I peed in the kiddie pool…again. 🙁
Mr. Darcy got his lovely WHITE paws on a piece of coal…
Harper ate a whole can (1 pound!) of Crisco. We then saw her vomit that entire pound of lard in 2 retches. She’s charming.
I love going through the garbage.