I am an adorable moron.
Posts Categorized: Disgusting Doggies
I Left A Big Puddle Of Slobber In The Kitchen
I left a big puddle of slobber in the kitchen and my mom slipped and fell in it. I also slobbered on this sign.
Don’t Pick Me Up, I Will Pee On You
If a stranger tries to pick me up I will pee or poop down the front of their shirt. I have no shame!
Don’t Yawn Or Open Your Mouth In Front Of Me…
“If you yawn or open your mouth in front of me, I will aggressively make out with you- tongue and all. This applies to everyone, including total strangers. Guard your mouth!!!”
Dirt Is Yummy
Dirt is Yummy!!!
Care For A Swim, Mommy?
In case the sign is not clear, as it was written while I was dripping wet, it says the following: “My name is TJ. I pulled my mom face first into the disgusting Lachine Canal while chasing a gopher, stopping before I got wet myself. Everyone on the bike path and 2 kayakers pointed and laughed. My mom says if she is on YouTube, I will be free to a good home. Or any home. I feel very bad and ashamed (that I did not catch the gopher).”
My Name Is Byron And I’m A Bit Of An Idiot
My name is Byron and I’m a bit of a idiot, but I do love the beach!
I Ran Off Into The Muddy Marsh
While my aunt was looking at a flower, I ran off into the muddy marsh, which is probably mostly duck poop. I could not even lick my legs; it was too gross. (And my aunt did not own a hose, so cleaning me was very hard, logistically speaking, since I was too dirty for the shower!!).
I Flip My Food Bowl Everyday
I flip my food bowl everyday so my owner’s house looks like a cereal factory.
Likes To Clean The Dishes
Likes to “clean” the dishes!