“i wouldn’t quit chewing on my butt so now i am a conehead!”
I Wouldn’t Quit Chewing On My Butt

“i wouldn’t quit chewing on my butt so now i am a conehead!”
I didn’t think Frank would have any choice but to eat the prescription food, seeing as he doesn’t have opposable thumbs needed for sorting. I was wrong. -Frank’s mom
“I went outside right before bed time and found something in my backyard that smelled so putrid I wanted Mommy and Daddy to smell it too. I had to get a bath so they would stop gagging. (They still don’t know what it was).”
Challenge accepted!
When Cholula smells good, she smells like corn chips. When she smells bad, she smells like a shrimp boat.
Touché
Our Annabelle is quite the peeping tom when it comes to shower time…
This was the third time in one day..
Hey, I thought it was Blue Raspberry!!!!
I ran around playing with this for an hour and then gave everyone a BIG LICK on the face.