My excessive drooling makes food stick to my ears so my mom makes me wear a snood when I eat.
My Excessive Drooling Makes Food Stick To My Ears

My excessive drooling makes food stick to my ears so my mom makes me wear a snood when I eat.
I like rolling on my mum’s expensive black suit before her important job interview.
I shed a lot 🙂
Mom, while you were gone I came up with a magic trick…but I’m not tellin’ nobody how I did it.
I eat the kitty’s hairballs.
My mom stepped in my diarrhea!
At least my burps smell better than my toots. – Holly
I eat garbage every time my owners leave the house. I am spoiled to death and get all the attention in the world and still feel the need to eat garbage, I think I need help…
I found a frog to play with in the muck.
“I rolled in something smelly. This is my penance. I regret nothing!”Â
~From Bear, an adorable but naughty doggieÂ
Mom groomed me 6 minutes ago.