I drink out of the toilet, even when there is plenty of fresh water in my bowl.
I wear my shame on my neck

I drink out of the toilet, even when there is plenty of fresh water in my bowl.
I ran through the neighbor’s STINKY pond chasing my cat brother 1 day after my bath! – Gatsby (not sorry)
now he needs a second bath in 24 hours and the cat is gloating on the porch….
Note to guests: Never let Yoda dog kiss you.
Sometimes I get sleepy and I leave a big pile of drool on mommy’s pillow. I think she likes it…..love you mommy – from Johhny
I pretend I need to potty outside, but really I’m just looking for slugs to eat. Mmm, slimy.
My name is Tiva, and I like to roll in things. Today I found an old campfire on the beach. I thought it was brilliant, my owners however…
I’m in time out! I stuck my tongue in the veggie dip during the football game.
My name is Lucy, and I proudly eat anything out of the trash can that I can get my paws on. The evidence is on my face…
I roll in dead salmon on the riverbank.
“I peed in the community water at the dog park” -Ace
He has bad manners but we love him anyway.