Ventoux just wouldn’t call in a pro.
I should have let you call a plumber

Ventoux just wouldn’t call in a pro.
I give the sloppiest kisses ever! Winnie
Winnie is a hospice dog with Wisconsin Chihuahua Rescue. She has no teeth to hold in that massive tongue!
Rosie often forgets that one of the toilets has a special seat on it and she has slippy paws…
Britta rolled in pig poop just after her bath.
“I just haaaaaad to roll around on a giant dead fish at the beach.” Doug Funnie loves going to beach, and we love taking him. But this time, he went a bit too far. The bath was punishment enough–he hates them.
I ran into the public toilets at the park and paddled in the men’s urinal. I have no sense of decency.
– This is Gus. He regularly wallows in stinky puddles, but this was a new trick. I had to struggle with the pram to get home quickly and wash him. Twice.
I dropped a deuce on the front seat of my Pet Sitter’s car… Then I puked down her leg and into the door pocket. I do not like car rides. – Lola
Lucy like to find me where ever I am so she can burp in my face!
Amber likes to sit on her favorite chair and stare down at the floor and watch her nose juice make puddles on the wood floor. Gross!
Cinder decided to be “helpful” and dig holes in the muddy backyard when we were trying to plant new grass