Mom took me mountain biking. I thanked her by lying in a puddle and finding part of a deer carcass. I should be ashamed, but, I’m not…
Mountain biking shame

Mom took me mountain biking. I thanked her by lying in a puddle and finding part of a deer carcass. I should be ashamed, but, I’m not…
Yoda likes to roll in anything stinky. The worst part is that he enjoys bath time and has zero shame.
Our German Shepherd, Shade pins our 4 month old Bengal kitten down and bathes him. Every. Single. Day. URGH!!!!!!! He’s soaked all the way down to his elbows.
While one of Maverick’s humans cleaned behind and underneath the fridge the other day, Maverick discovered that refrigerator dust is delicious! We could not keep him away!
Where did the water go?
I rolled around in my daddy’s dirty gym socks until mommy was forced to wash me.
Love, The Onyx
I lick my man parts whilst staring at guests. Awkward.
Love,
Orville
When Boris decides it’s time for a shower, he meanders into the yard and finds a reason for a shower.
My Mom has to drive around with muddy paw prints on the car all the time. If she washes it, it is only clean for about 15 minutes. I know I’m not supposed to be up there, but I don’t care. I have no shame.
What do you mean I can’t come in?