I rolled in poop and ran inside to jump on the couch! Mom had to throw some pillows away…
Those pillows are coming out of your allowance.
Posts Categorized: Disgusting Doggies
Deer Poo: The Other Caviar!
Deer poo is the greatest treat in the whole world!
I Eat….
After three years I still eat my sister Roxy’s poop. My mom has tried everything but I still can’t help myself.
Bull Terrier Named Beans
Beans is working on some issues he has. The first step is admitting he has a problem.
3-legged drool machine
I drooled so much that my mom though I peed on my blanket.
-Whiskey
I also make the kitchen floor slippery…
Java After Enema
We turned our head for a second, and Java snorfed a whole lot of the garbage left in the kitchen from Thanksgiving. A week later, we had to take him to the Vets to get rid of the packed colon. He is going to be fine, but he is not a happy puppy right now.
Baby Kisses
“I French the baby… …and I like it.”
Rosie’s great with the baby, but I find Rosie walking past and the baby opening her mouth wide for a “puppy kiss” far more often than I like.
Greasy
Nigel, who leaves a disgusting smear from his greasy back on the store-room’s stucco wall. I have heard from many that this is not uncommon… every dog-owning friend I know has a stained wall or sofa somewhere.
Matty vs. the pine tree
My name is Matty. I like to use the pine tree in the back yard to scratch my back. It took my parents about a week to figure out why I kept coming back inside all sticky!
I like eating my eye boogers.
They are delicious.
