I ate my own poop from backyard then burped in mommy’s face 🙁
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Posts Categorized: Disgusting Doggies
Hey Big Burper!
I burp like a full grown man but demand to be treated like a princess. And I have to burp in mom or dad’s face otherwise it didn’t count.
I have no shame
Love
Mika
Street Treat
Fenway loves to find special treats in the leaves and bushes during his evening walk. We usually have to put the yummy surprise out of his mouth before we know exactly what it is! Yay!!
I Love the Smell of Fish Barf in the Morning
My name is Abby….the bad seed
I gnawed open a new bottle of fish oil capsules and ate every one of them. Then I puked and pooped them in mom & dad’s bedroom all night long.
New Year’s Resolution
Dasha’s New Year’s Resolution:
I refuse to poop outdoors. You don’t, so why would I?
Skidding to a Halt
“I leave skid-marks on the bed!”
Ate Something I Shouldn’t
I ate gravel and made messes in the house. Had to get x-rays at the vet only to be told I’m just gassy.
Is this what it means to have “the runs”?
His name is Blew.
“I pooped in dad’s sneaker!”
Mood Killer
I was humping my mommy, like I always do…. BUT this time I FARTED with each thrust!!!
‘Cuz Once a Good Rope Goes Bad, it’s Gone Forever
This is one of the things they don’t tell you about Dog ownership. Needless to say, after the ‘extraction’, there was no dignity left from either of us.
