I have a (salivary) gland problem. I fling slobber on the walls, ceiling, furniture, people… Anything within a 10 foot radius. – Spanky, the Mastiff
Posts Categorized: Disgusting Doggies
Marley vs garbage can
We were out of tea & crumpets!
Bust-ed
This is my 4 year old Chihuahua Dexter. Whenever women pet him he tries to stick his head down their shirt and lick between their boobs.
I will not roll on dead animals
This is Benny. He is our rescued 2 year old Maltipoo. He was just groomed 1 week before his little “dead animal makeover!”
Digger
I was caught digging in the garden now I need a bath.
That’s a load of horse shhhh……
I sneak away to eat horse poop and try to give kisses after.
-Annie
Pooka Cleans Our Dishes
When nobody’s in the kitchen, I sneak in and lick all the dishes in the dishwasher!
Smelly Dog(s)
Aries rolled in something so they both him and Pandora had to suffer a bath.
Loki, god of mischief and mud.
I’m Loki and I play in the mud and then jump on mommy + daddys bed right before they go to bed.
I think I smell lovely!
Beau Beaux (aka “Pig”) is not ashamed- in fact, he thinks he smells quite lovely.