I was taking Sadie outside & she sniffed around our deck. The next thing I knew, she was peeing. All I could hear was the pee running down to our neighbour’s deck. The next thing I heard was our neighbour’s door closing. Uh oh.
My name is Neeko Bear Paw and I sneak in my Mom and Dad’s bathroom and lift my leg on their toilet. Not the inside, the outside! I will do it again and again if they leave the door open. I am really not sorry.
My name is Harley. Every chance I get, I sneak to my cat brother’s litter box, dig poop out all over the floor and eat as much as I can before I get caught. Shame on me…
‘My name’s Harley and I drink from the toilet then throw up on the stairs at work…’ There’s nothing quite like trying to work in a hot office when the sound and stench of toilet water vomit comes floating in, quickly followed by a smug looking Great Dane.