Princess candie went missing this morning while out for a pee. She came back smelling of deceased reptile.
Posts Categorized: Disgusting Doggies
Dining Room Surprise
Dear Moms:
I left you my finest selection of explosive poos in the dining room while you were at work. Enjoy!
love,
Edie
I help take out the trash, and by help, I mean eat.
My name is Noah and when my mommy leaves the house I like to get into the garbage.
Cleaning up after the cleaner
Came home to find smeared poop all over my living room, a dirty robot vacuum, and a totally shameless pug.
A Disgusting Reminder: pick up your things, kids!
The Vine family found out the hard way that backpacks don’t go on the floor.
Denise doesn’t mind George’s antics though, they love him to bits! Here’s George’s story (and the amazing family who adopted him!)
We adopted him when he was about three-years-old. He had been an outdoor dog in Northern Minnesota until his owner finally surrendered him to a shelter. The vet found bb pellets in his liver on an x-ray, so he obviously did not have the greatest life. He is a character! We have had a lot of dogs as we adopted nothing but seniors for awhile, but none can quite compare to George. He is a big baby, but is top dog. He body slams 90 pound pitbulls at the dog park but will cry if anyone even barks at him. At home, he wants to be held like a baby and pulls stubborn Basset things like walking to the door and then going completely limp refusing to go out.
Puking Pug
Shimano loves to snuggle in the bed in the wee hours of the morning. On this day he just ate his breakfast too fast and couldn’t keep it down…at least not the first time.
I don’t know what smells worse: skunk or little tree air freshener
ProTip:
Even if you “win” a fight w a skunk…you still lose.
I stick my nose…
…in your mouth while you are sleeping.
Bad Mango
Harley has a serious thing for fruit. There have been incidents with bananas several times before.. healthiest dog I’ve ever met =)
Editor’s note: While mangoes are perfectly safe, healthy, and yummy for dogs, watch out for fruit pits as larger ones might find themselves lodged in their digestive tract.
Barley Likes Undies
We often come home to find daddy’s dirty underwear in the middle of the bedroom floor and Barley looking very shameful! This time, he needed some public shaming.