After a bath Roxie decided she couldn’t smell herself anymore. So she waited until it was dark outside and charged out after a skunk. She got there so fast she was very close and got sprayed in the mouth and face instead of her whole body. She thinks she is now a professional and is seeking employment as a skunk exterminator. Need help? Call 1-800-Roxie-Skunk-inator.
Maddy, our 45-pound beagle, is very loveable but extremely lazy. Even as a puppy, she was lazy.
My 15 year old dog likes to pee on the side of a pee pad instead on in the middle….every time!
While taking Mr. Weenie Zukkhini, a.k.a. Zuke, for a free run in the yard he found a fresh pile of deer poo and took a huge mouth full before he was caught. As he runs back to me after being scolded…he wanted to get all kissie with me!
“Each time my paws touch stair #3, I fart really loudly. Thank God my parents have terrible hearing. I am disgusting.” – Gretchen
Have to SHAME my husband & my dog today!
My husband had dental surgery last month, due to a skateboarding accident. He had to have his front teeth removed and the Dentist game him a partial. Last night he took it out because it was uncomfortable and left it sitting on the end table.
Daphnie, our 1 year old, deaf, Pit Bull grabbed it the minute she could and as you can see, ATE HER DAD’S TEETH! We can’t even glue it back together because we can’t find all the pieces. I think we will probably find them in the yard in the next couple days!
Now they are both in the dog house! Woof Woof!!
Mom wanted to sleep late on a lazy Sunday. I wasn’t so happy with this arrangement, so I pooped in her shoes.
My dog, Indio, who drinks so fast that he throws up after every trip to the water bowl.
Our dog Boris loves coconut, so much so that the stole a bag of it and ate the whole thing, for days his poops looked like little rum balls!
I ate a great big cicada. Mom tried to get me to drop it, but I wouldn’t. It buzzed very loudly while I crunched it up, but I ate it anyway. I enjoyed it very much, and would eat another.
