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Posts Categorized: Disgusting Doggies
Gross, dude.
I “pleasure myself” on the staircase–slowly; one step at a time–EVERY time I descend it. I always keep people waiting, waiting, waiting for me at the foot of the stairs.
Crop Duster
This is Jack. Jack crop dusts when his parents have company and walks away before it can be blamed on him. He’s so sorry about his toots that he walks away after he does it to sulk in stinky silence.
Smell my shame
I left a turd in the backseat of the car right before we dropped it off at the shop. Mom didn’t realize it until we went to pick it up and the whole car smelled like poop.
It was in there the whole time. Needless to say, we can never show our faces at that shop again.
That’s what was Eaves’trough’ means
Oskar loves scouting for stale, rotting food scraps in the gutters and along the sidewalks in our neighborhood. He learned the “drop it” command but once he realized “drop it” meant he didn’t get to keep it… he started swallowing the found snacks whole before I can fish them out of his mouth.
Mother Nature’s Cotton Candy
Bruno loves to go outside for a walk, where he devours fluffy dandelions. He is not sorry.
Cheese and toots
I ate the babysitter’s large pizza last night…..today I farted in my new vet’s face.
Ay Chihuahua!
Punkin learned how to snack on Bunny Turds and dried Earth Worms from her BFF, Molly. They love the day after it rains because there is always delectable treats to be found! Punkin has no shame when she burps her combo turdy-worm breath right in your face! Thanks a lot Molly!
Sneezy Bo
“If I sneeze on mom’s food and face while she eats, I will get some. Most of the time I am right. No shame here and I
will do it again soon! Love, Bo”
This is MY trashcan now.
I peed on the kitchen trash can (and I just went for a walk).
The highlight of this escapade was that Richie looked me right in the eyes as he did it. I suppose it’s my own fault for a) not believing that’s what he was actually about to do, and b) having a kitchen trash can for him to pee on.
