This pup learned the hard way what happens when you bark at a skunk in your back yard. The Groomer sent him home with instructions.
The diagram instructions were pretty clear, dog.

This pup learned the hard way what happens when you bark at a skunk in your back yard. The Groomer sent him home with instructions.
My daughter helped me take the picture. She asked me what he had done.
I told her, “You don’t want to know.”
Me: “Please mom, tell me.”
Her: “I promise you – you DON’T want to know.”
Me: “Please please please, just TELL ME!”
Me: (redacted)
Her: “ewwww, That’s gross.”
Me: “I told you, you didn’t want to know.”
“I eat poo right out of my brother’s bum. I am a dirty, dirty girl!”
Scout and Ranger are litter mates and Scout sometimes thinks that her brother is a Pez dispenser. She is not sorry for her behaviour. She is not allowed to lick me.
Our kitten, Esmerelda, seems to think this is acceptable. I guess it’s better than alternative places…..
I ate a bowl of papier-mâché (& I liked it).
We love our puppy son even when he is bad!
Today I skootched on the office carpet.
I had a pen for dinner and made a masterpiece! I call it “Carpet Ruined.” <3 Rory
He Peed on his CEO’s foot….but then what did he do? (Click here to find out!)
Wolfgang apparently didn’t like the smell of freshly-cleaned carpets. He pooped on them just an hour after I’d returned the steam cleaner to the store. When I went back the next day to rent it again, the cashier asked me, “Weren’t you here yesterday?”