This is my 2 year old baby Deuce. He is a Black Lab/Weimaraner mix who has a mischievous side…he had eaten a large hole in our laundry room wall and as soon as the new plaster had set and was ready to be smoothed and painted, he ate another hole. We have since installed half wall paneling in the laundry room and he has yet to eat any big holes anywhere else, though he has left small teeth/claw marks and goopy slobber in the hallway. Other favourite pastimes include: chewing up socks, licking the cat backwards (which she oddly loves!) leaving her with a crusty Mohawk type hairdo, and waking me up by breathing hot breath directly in my face. <3 I love my Deucey!
Posts Categorized: Disgusting Doggies
Who doesn’t like soft serve?
I EAT POOP! It’s like ice cream to me. Mom hates when I help myself to my brothers’ soft serve machines. She said fresher is NOT better. -Clover-
Orion’s Mazda Misdemeanor
Mommy took me to the vet because my stomach was making funny noises and I wasn’t eating.
Turns out, the vet said I was fine! It only cost her $250 and a heart attack. Also, I got to play tag with the vet assistants cause I ran away when we got there. Such a fun day!!
Pedicute but gross
Kramer ate my toenail clippings while I was giving my self a pedicure. He wanted more.. GROSS
Barf Breath!
Gussie ate our cat Tino’s vomit and was proudly walking around with vomit breath!
Rope-a-Dope
I hump my rope way to much.
Sloppy Slip-up
Someone hid their chew bone in my slipper, which I didn’t find until I put it on!
Destroyer of personal boundaries
I’m a really great dog but I have a problem with realizing and respecting other animals personal space and understanding appropriate boundaries
Teddy, No!
My Maltese works with me in the Recreation Department in a Retirement Residence. She is adored, almost worshipped by the residents there. Until today.
Do I have anything in my teeth?
I love eating cat poop then trying to give mommy big, sloppy kisses. I am not sorry.