I like to dump over the trash can so I’m a trash dog!!!
Trash Dog
Posts Categorized: Disgusting Doggies
At least poop would have been easier to clean up…
I spilled an entire gallon of dark brown paint and tracked it through my new house.
Two corgis for the price of one
Scrap booking Sparkles!
I ate a bottle of glitter and now my poop sparkles.
Did Lexie go mudding with Louis Litt?
I have been playing in the mud. I am not ashamed.
Lexie loves the mud. She usually doesn’t like to play all by herself, but a big storm is an exception. Here she is disappointed that I will not let her into the house after frolicking in the mud for an hour.
But that was my favorite perfume!
(The mule urine was equally bad as skunk spray. Shampoos were no good.)
Sign said: “I soaked myself in mule urine, my favorite perfume, just before attending a wedding. My human partner had to pour vinegar all over me to neutralize the odor.”
Things may have gotten out of hand…
TP jeans
My frenchie Rambo farts all the time. So I didn’t think much of it when we were enjoying a snuggle on the couch and he let it rip. Little did I know until I stood up that I got more than I bargained for, in the form of a greasy poop stain on my pants.
The late-night snacker
I run away at 4 a.m. to eat garbage.
Oh Crap.
I rolled in crap and have the nerve to act angry when my Dad is giving me a bath.
-Sam
