“I’m known to carry stuff around in my beard, including food, leaves, twigs and once even a dead beetle. – Tiki”
Beetle the Beard
Posts Categorized: Disgusting Doggies
Guillermo, the lover boy
“I hump my sister. It is gross, but I like it. She is a Pit Bull.” – Guillermo
Needs to up his aim-game
….and then he insists on trying to lick your hands, your face, your feet, the couch, the other dogs….
Boot Scootin’ Boogie
I scoot across the carpet in front of company. People point and snicker. I can’t help it…it itches!
You’re off the Dean’s List
Hogan was just so excited to be visiting and Daisy just kept barking and barking and, well, he peed on her head in appreciation.
Hallie Tosis
I only weigh 7 pounds…but my breath could stop a freight train!
All The Single Ladies’ Hygiene Products
Came home to both my Basset hounds “wearing” feminine hygiene products. They must’ve mistaken them for something to eat!
Berry bad dog
“I eat fruit flavoured Chapstick so my burps smell like strawberries”
You butter believe I ate the whole thing!
I eat whole sticks of butter. My crowning achievement is an entire tub of butter from Costco.
The Tooth Fairy
I made the mistake of leaving my temporary tooth appliance where our dog could reach it. She turned it into a tasty snack & didn’t even leave any money under my pillow!
