I stepped in my own poop and schmeared it on my mommy. -Pema
Our 6 month old Boston Terrier, Pema, clumsily stepped in her own freshly pooed poop. When I brought her inside to clean her up, she managed to schmear the stinkiness all over my arm!
Mr. Bentley ( to paraphrase Kramer) is “…. out there and LOVIN it! ” Note the creative use of prosthetic alternative for his … Ahem….missing manly bits.
12 years old, still eating garbage
He won’t stop chasing skunks! Then he gets depressed when he stinks.
Incident/Observation Report: Sulley treated us to two very special poops today. Each contained a very special treasure…ladies underwear.
Actions taken: Notify & horrify owner 🙂
I like to help with the dusting, even outside, even in the rain. You’re welcome. Kayla
“My family switched to cloth diapers so I at least won’t die from being nasty.” After eating several disposable diapers out of the trash, we got worried that our dog, Lola, was ingesting some gnarly chemicals. We invested in cloth diapers, hoping that they’d stay out her reach and wouldn’t be as harsh on her system. That was naive… apparently she can smell poopy diapers through the wet bags. Diapers are her favorite, but she’s also a fan of underwear, pants, shirts, bibs, and gym shoes.
Tackett, my Chocolate Lab rescue, gently brought a live field mouse into the house and sat it down at my feet. Fortunately, my son was able to capture the live field mouse and take it back to the field.
“I like to lick mom’s deodorant off from her underarms”
Apparently Kavi likes the taste of Lady Speedstick and doesn’t think her mom needs to smell nice.
I got into my Dad’s hockey teams (Buck’s) jerseys. Now I stink like a bunch of sweaty gross men :/
