Posts Categorized: Disgusting Doggies

Dude Burps Like a Lady

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I burp like a full grown man but demand to be treated like a princess. And I have to burp in mom or dad’s face otherwise it didn’t count.
Love,
Mika

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Not a creature was stirring, not even a Norse [God]

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“I ate most of my mommy’s Vaseline. She had to move the whole bed to get me!
Sorry, not sorry!
Love, Loki
*I heard her make the appointment to get me neutered… she deserved this!*”

Loki had been missing for about half an hour. I should have know the Norse God of Mischief was up to no good. I found him under the bed (where he knows we can’t reach him) enjoying the delicious petroleum jelly. Our king-size bed is heavy and hard to move, but he was caught red-handed! Going potty is going to be LOTS of fun later!

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Eau de dead fish

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When the boys brought Rixen in they said he was rolling around in the grass, and now he smelled funny. Further investigation found he was actually rolling around on the remains of a fish that had washed up a few days before. He may be rethinking that decision now.

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