“I eat Mommy’s hair off the floor and it gives me dingle berries”
Hairy situation

“I eat Mommy’s hair off the floor and it gives me dingle berries”
I got worms …because I like to eat cat poop.
Daisy has an unusual apple fetish. She doesn’t eat the apples, just licks and lick and licks them. So disgusting.
Martie, my 3-year old Springer Spaniel, rolled in something very dead today. 2 baths and an container of baking soda later, she still smells.
I eat mom’s pink markers!
I played with my dog brother’s poop in the snow. Then I tried to eat it. -Titus
While my family was at church, I pooped on the trampoline and rolled in it for good measure. They’ll think twice about going to church without me.
Every walk we go on, our terrible terrier always manages to roll in some sort of poo! Whether it is geese, horse, fox or even another dogs! He just cant help himself, it’s just so irresistible!
On Christmas day, I tried to make friends with a skunk….twice. (Even though I stink, I’m not sorry.)
I rolled in poo, now everyone is mad at me !