“I like to eat rabbit poop when I’m outside and then come in and throw up on mom’s NEW comforter. I also threw up on the old comforter too! ~Barkley~”
For some gross reason my dog likes to eat rabbit poop when he goes outside. Obviously it doesn’t settle well with his stomach and my comforter gets the aftermath!
My mommy found me at the neighbour’s farm chewing on a dead deer’s butthole.
Henry acted like he needed to go outside to go to the bathroom at 3am but got sprayed by a Skunk instead and ran though the house covered in skunk stink.
Someone got into a tub of Vaseline, not realizing that it was going to cause his butt to leak for the following 12 hours. I don’t know who had it worse – me, or him.
All I wanted to do was say hello to the cute little skunk =(
I just ate soap to cancel out the cat turds I usually eat.
– A Guilty Dog
If your mouth opens, her tongue is going in! It’s seriously the most annoying thing ever. However, we love her so we deal with it.
Maxie the Wondermutt just became Maxie-the-Holy-God-Don’t-Come-Near-Me-With-That-Tongue!!!!
Marilyn is a visitor, my sister in law’s dog. Day one, she rolled in something awful. We bathed her, and the next day she did it again! It’s so awful none of our three dogs rolled in it whatever it was.
Chloe likes to eat too fast and then puke it up, and while I was looking for something to clean it up with, Daisy ate it.
