Stella rolled in goose poop on our walk… and then tried to eat it out of her fur on the way back inside! Don’t let those puppy dog eyes fool you though, she was not ashamed… only sad mom made her take a bath.
It’s better than Chanel no. 5…
Posts Categorized: Disgusting Doggies
Slug Eater
I ate a slug, vomitted up my dinner on my bed, and then re-ate the dinner before mum could clean it. Not sorry 🙂
Editor’s Note: Depending on your geographical location, slugs and snails may be poisonous to your pups. Please consult your vet if you think your dog may have ingested a slimy critter.
The Problem With my Aim
My dog Mitch Hedberg constantly (accidentally?) pees on his own leg and then stops to lick it off. I’m not sure what’s worse, that he licks it off, or if he didn’t at all. Should I be glad he cleans up after himself?
It was Totally Worth it.
I got kicked out of daycare for humping.
We All Make Bad Choices, Sometimes…
It’s a big house. But I chose to poop in the single worst possible spot: a heating grate. Now I can relive the event endlessly because the whole house smells just like my poop.
What Goes Around Comes Back Around
I didn’t poop everything I needed to outside, so I finished in my kennel. Then ate it, threw up, then ate that.
Bunny Love
My mom won’t let me kiss her because I love to eat bunny poop!
Namastay Away From my House
I went into my aunt’s sacred space and humped her meditation pillow. I have no regrets. Namaste.
I Don’t Think You’re Ready for This Petroleum Jelly
I ate half a tub of petroleum jelly and now mom and dad have to clean up Vaseline farts.
And It’s Only Thursday
I gravitate towards filth. I will find the biggest, muddiest, smelliest puddle in the field to wade through. I have had four baths this week. I am not sorry.
– Daniel
