The first time we left Reggie, our rescue dog, home alone, he was a bit nervous and decided to redecorate the playroom. He offered no apology.
Posts Categorized: Couch Potatoes
A technicality
“I’m supposed to sit on the towel when I get on the couch. And I am.” Dignan knows the rule but he always pulls the towel off before he sits down. Technically he IS on the towel, though!
Looked like cheese, tasted like regret.
This is what I did when my family was at work today.
Points for effort
I crapped on my Mum’s pillow (and it wasn’t easy!)
Cockadoodle Dog
“I tore up Mom’s favorite rooster pillow. Tastes like chicken.”
Five-month-old Oakley, a Golden Pyrenees pup, could blame her dad for leaving her alone downstairs for just a few minutes, or she could blame Checkers, the old Golden Retriever in the room, but she takes full credit for destroying the chanticleer.
Destroy first, ask questions later.
Buddy always seems to get attacked by fluffy things in the house. It is inexplicable!
Artie Parties When Mom is Away
Artie pulls the stuffing out of the couch when he doesn’t get to go in the car with Mom.
I find loopholes
Cooper, our hammer tic/mountain cur mix sneaks behind the couch to eat our stuff.
Jack the Zipper
I figured out the zipper…
-Jack
(Jack is smart. He only destroys things or makes messes when we’re home and he wants attention, and now he’s figured out zippers that lead to fluff.)
Flying Purple Pillow Eater
Roman, Great Dane-Hound, attacked yet another pillow. This one…mom’s favourite.